Два с половиной человека

Two and a Half Men

Закоренелый холостяк Чарли, постоянно опасающийся за свою свободу, и его брат Алан, недавно разошедшийся с женой, живут под одной крышей. Чарли только и делает, что заводит любовные интрижки, а Алан всеми силами пытается от него не отстать. В свободное от амурных приключений время братья воспитывают десятилетнего сынишку Алана Джейка: пытаясь сделать из него настоящего мужчину, они порой просвещают его в совсем неподходящих для его возраста областях, учат игре в покер или флирту с девушками.

12 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
16 Of Course He's Dead - Part Two 19.02.2015
15 Of Course He's Dead - Part One 19.02.2015
14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 12.02.2015
13 Boompa Loved His Hookers 05.02.2015
12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 29.01.2015
11 For Whom the Booty Calls 22.01.2015
10 Here I Come, Pants! 15.01.2015
9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 08.01.2015
8 Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey 18.12.2014
7 Sex With an Animated Ed Asner 11.12.2014
6 Alan Shot A Little Girl 04.12.2014
5 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 27.11.2014
4 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 20.11.2014
3 Glamping in a Yurt 13.11.2014
2 A Chic Bar in Ibiza 06.11.2014
1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach 30.10.2014

11 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
22 Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 08.05.2014
21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 01.05.2014
20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 24.04.2014
19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 10.04.2014
18 West Side Story 03.04.2014
17 Welcome Home, Jake 13.03.2014
16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 06.03.2014
15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 27.02.2014
14 Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe 06.02.2014
13 Bite Me, Supreme Court 30.01.2014
12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 09.01.2014
11 Tazed In The Lady Nuts 02.01.2014
10 On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 12.12.2013
9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 05.12.2013
8 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 21.11.2013
7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 14.11.2013
6 Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants 07.11.2013
5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 24.10.2013
4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 17.10.2013
3 This Unblessed Biscuit 10.10.2013
2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 03.10.2013
1 Nangnangnangnang 26.09.2013

10 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
23 Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped 09.05.2013
22 My Bodacious Vidalia 02.05.2013
21 Another Night With Neil Diamond 25.04.2013
20 Bazinga! That's From A TV Show 04.04.2013
19 Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon 14.03.2013
18 The 9:04 From Pemberton 07.03.2013
17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 21.02.2013
16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 14.02.2013
15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 07.02.2013
14 Run, Steven Staven! Run! 31.01.2013
13 Grab A Feather And Get In Line 10.01.2013
12 Welcome to Alancrest 03.01.2013
11 Give Santa A Tail-Hole 13.12.2012
10 One Nut Johnson 06.12.2012
9 I Scream When I Pee 29.11.2012
8 Something My Gynecologist Said 15.11.2012
7 Avoid the Chinese Mustard 08.11.2012
6 Ferrets, Attack! 01.11.2012
5 That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam 25.10.2012
4 You Do Know What The Lollipop's For 18.10.2012
3 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 11.10.2012
2 A Big Bag of Dog 04.10.2012
1 I Changed My Mind About the Milk 27.09.2012

9 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 14.05.2012
23 The Straw In My Donut Hole 07.05.2012
22 Why We Gave Up Women 30.04.2012
21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 16.04.2012
20 Grandma's Pie 09.04.2012
19 Palmdale, Ech 19.03.2012
18 The War Against Gingivitis 27.02.2012
17 Not In My Mouth! 20.02.2012
16 Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy 13.02.2012
15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack 06.02.2012
14 A Possum on Chemo 16.01.2012
13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 02.01.2012
12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 12.12.2011
11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 05.12.2011
10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 21.11.2011
9 Frodo's Headshots 14.11.2011
8 Thank You For The Intercourse 07.11.2011
7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 31.10.2011
6 The Squat and The Hover 24.10.2011
5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 17.10.2011
4 Nine Magic Fingers 10.10.2011
3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 03.10.2011
2 People Who Love Peepholes 26.09.2011
1 Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt 19.09.2011

8 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
16 That Darn Priest 14.02.2011
15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 07.02.2011
14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs 17.01.2011
13 Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup 03.01.2011
12 Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead 13.12.2010
11 Dead From The Waist Down 06.12.2010
10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 22.11.2010
9 A Good Time in Central Africa 15.11.2010
8 Springtime On A Stick 08.11.2010
7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette 01.11.2010
6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger 25.10.2010
5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 18.10.2010
4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 11.10.2010
3 A Pudding-Filled Cactus 04.10.2010
2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 27.09.2010
1 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 20.09.2010

7 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
22 This Is Not Gonna End Well 24.05.2010
21 Gumby with a Pokey 17.05.2010
20 I Called Him Magoo 10.05.2010
19 Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave 12.04.2010
18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day 22.03.2010
17 I Found Your Moustache 08.03.2010
16 Tinkle Like a Princess 01.03.2010
15 Aye, Aye, Captain 08.02.2010
14 Crude and Uncalled For 01.02.2010
13 Yay, No Polyps! 18.01.2010
12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 11.01.2010
11 Warning, It's Dirty 14.12.2009
10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room 07.12.2009
9 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 23.11.2009
8 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 16.11.2009
7 Untainted by Filth 09.11.2009
6 Give Me Your Thumb 02.11.2009
5 For the Sake of the Child 19.10.2009
4 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 12.10.2009
3 Mmm, fish. Yum. 05.10.2009
2 Whipped Unto the Third Generation 28.09.2009
1 818-jklpuzo 21.09.2009

6 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
24 Baseball with Better Steroids 18.05.2009
23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 11.05.2009
22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 04.05.2009
21 Above Exalted Cyclops 27.04.2009
20 Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 13.04.2009
19 The Two Finger Rule 30.03.2009
18 My Son's Enormous Head 16.03.2009
17 The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? 09.03.2009
16 She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime 02.03.2009
15 I'd Like to Start With the Cat 09.02.2009
14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 02.02.2009
13 I Think You Offended Don 19.01.2009
12 Thank God for Scoliosis 12.01.2009
11 The Devil's Lube 15.12.2008
10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 08.12.2008
9 The Mooch At The Boo 24.11.2008
8 Pinocchio's Mouth 17.11.2008
7 Best H.O. Money Can Buy 10.11.2008
6 It's Always Nazi Week 03.11.2008
5 A Jock Strap In Hell 20.10.2008
4 The Flavin' and the Mavin' 13.10.2008
3 Damn You, Eggs Benedict 06.10.2008
2 Pie Hole, Herb 29.09.2008
1 Taterhead Is Our Love Child 22.09.2008

5 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
19 Waiting for the Right Snapper 19.05.2008
18 If My Hole Could Talk 12.05.2008
17 Fish in a Drawer 05.05.2008
16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 28.04.2008
15 Rough Night in Hump Junction 21.04.2008
14 Winky-Dink Time 14.04.2008
13 The Soil is Moist 31.03.2008
12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 24.03.2008
11 Meander To Your Dander 17.03.2008
10 Kinda Like Necrophilia 26.11.2007
9 Tight's Good 19.11.2007
8 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 12.11.2007
7 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 05.11.2007
6 Help Daddy Find His Toenail 29.10.2007
5 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 22.10.2007
4 City of Great Racks 15.10.2007
3 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 08.10.2007
2 Media Room Slash Dungeon 01.10.2007
1 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 24.09.2007

4 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
24 Prostitutes and Gelato 14.05.2007
23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 07.05.2007
22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 30.04.2007
21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 23.04.2007
20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot 16.04.2007
19 Smooth As A Ken Doll 09.04.2007
18 It Never Rains in Hooterville 19.03.2007
17 I Merely Slept with a Commie 26.02.2007
16 Young People Have Phlegm Too 19.02.2007
15 My Damn Stalker 12.02.2007
14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 05.02.2007
13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer 22.01.2007
12 Castrating Sheep in Montana 08.01.2007
11 Walnuts and Demerol 11.12.2006
10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln 27.11.2006
9 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 20.11.2006
8 Release the Dogs 13.11.2006
7 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 06.11.2006
6 Apologies for the Frivolity 23.10.2006
5 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 16.10.2006
4 A Pot Smoking Monkey 09.10.2006
3 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress 02.10.2006
2 Who's Vod Kanockers? 25.09.2006
1 Working for Caligula 18.09.2006

3 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 22.05.2006
23 Arguments for the Quickie 15.05.2006
22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie 08.05.2006
21 And the Plot Moistens 01.05.2006
20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 24.04.2006
19 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin 10.04.2006
18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler 20.03.2006
17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 13.03.2006
16 Ergo, The Booty Call 06.03.2006
15 My Tongue is Meat 27.02.2006
14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 06.02.2006
13 Humiliation is a Visual Medium 23.01.2006
12 That Special Tug 09.01.2006
11 Santa's Village of the Damned 19.12.2005
10 Something Salted and Twisted 28.11.2005
9 Madame and Her Special Friend 21.11.2005
8 That Voodoo That I Do Do 14.11.2005
7 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 07.11.2005
6 Hi, Mr. Horned One 24.10.2005
5 We Called It Mr. Pinky 17.10.2005
4 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 10.10.2005
3 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 03.10.2005
2 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 26.09.2005
1 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 19.09.2005

2 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
24 Does This Smell Funny to You? 23.05.2005
23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 16.05.2005
22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 09.05.2005
21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 02.05.2005
20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 18.04.2005
19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 21.03.2005
18 It was 'Mame,' Mom 07.03.2005
17 Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam! 21.02.2005
16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 14.02.2005
15 Smell the Umbrella Stand 07.02.2005
14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts 31.01.2005
13 Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow 17.01.2005
12 A Lung Full Of Alan 03.01.2005
11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 13.12.2004
10 The Salmon Under My Sweater 29.11.2004
9 Yes, Monsignor 22.11.2004
8 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 15.11.2004
7 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 08.11.2004
6 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 25.10.2004
5 Bad News From The Clinic? 18.10.2004
4 Go Get Mommy's Bra 11.10.2004
3 A Bag Full of Jawea 04.10.2004
2 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 27.09.2004
1 Back Off, Mary Poppins 20.09.2004

1 сезон

Серия Название Дата выхода
24 Can You Feel My Finger? 24.05.2004
23 Just Like Buffalo 17.05.2004
22 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet 10.05.2004
21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 03.05.2004
20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 19.04.2004
19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 22.03.2004
18 An Old Flame With a New Wick 01.03.2004
17 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats 23.02.2004
16 That Was Saliva, Alan (2) 16.02.2004
15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) 09.02.2004
14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 02.02.2004
13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 12.01.2004
12 Camel Filters + Pheromones 05.01.2004
11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 15.12.2003
10 Merry Thanksgiving 24.11.2003
9 Phase One, Complete 17.11.2003
8 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 10.11.2003
7 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 03.11.2003
6 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 27.10.2003
5 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 20.10.2003
4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap 13.10.2003
3 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 06.10.2003
2 Big Flappy Bastards 29.09.2003
1 Pilot 22.09.2003

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